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That’s what Alison Tyler wants to know… kinda’… in her recent post.

She gets lots of hits, it seems, from people searching for “fucking Germain pussy.”

So she dropped me a line today, asking if I thought they were really looking for me, which made me giggle-snort for a good hour.

Alas, while I’d like to take a great deal of credit for that — everyone’s after my lips, it seems — somehow I’d guess they’re actually, as Alison suggests, looking for German pussy, not the one that belongs to me. (Although, despite my French last name, courtesy of my granddad, I do have quite a bit of German blood in me, so perhaps they’re really looking for me after all, and just don’t know it).

I know, Germain’s an odd last name, right? I’ve had people ask if it’s a psuedonym, or a porn-start name, or even if it’s from the band St. Germain (which seems appropriate right now, since their best-known album is titled, “Tourist.”). Oddly enough, no one’s ever asked me if I’m named after the actual Saint, St. Germain. Can’t imagine why…

Alison’s post made me wonder what people come to this blog for (besides, of course, pussies and my witty slap-dash sense of humor. Right? Right?).

So here’s the list of search terms that may or may not have brought you here:

  • Vampire
  • Amazon native tribe women
  • knee trembler
  • lesbian fuck dress
  • eva price
  • best month for romance for sagitarrius
  • bondage
  • masturbation with a knife
  • stockings bending over
  • rubbersex
  • bondage bunny
  • i swear it moves!! fuck my eyes hurt
  • videos of how to kiss pennis
  • penis cameras
  • older fuck
  • knife cunt
  • writing process: edit a good laugh for c
  • wheelchair erotic
  • “craig is the best”
  • pov black leather thigh high boots boots

Wow.  I can’t believe I’ve never looked at these before. You could write a short story about every one of these search terms. Or combine two of them together for a story. I can just imagine what kind of story you’d get if you combined i swear it moves!! fuck my eyes hurt with penis cameras. Jeremy? Anyone? Want to take me up on it?

In the meantime, I think I’ll keep my German, Germain, germane pussy right where it belongs — at home, in its perfect little box. Away from the prying eyes of the blog-searching public.

Kiss kiss bang bang, s.

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