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Oh. My. Fucking. God.

No. Really.

I cannot. Cannot, I say, remember the difference between lay and lie. (Oh, hell, did I just sound like Foghorn Leghorn there?)

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Do I lay in the bed? [yes]

Do I lie in the bed? [sometimes]

Do I lay when when I lie? [yes]

Do I lie when I lay? [i try not to]

Do you lay your hand on me while I’m lying and laying? [I hope so]

Am I lying when I say I haven’t been properly lain in a long while? […]

Are you going to use that paddle laying there, or are you just going lie there? No, don’t answer, just lie to me. Please. Say yes.

[Note: I’m sure I used lay and lie wrong every single freaking time in the above, and you know what? I just can’t tell…]

Kiss kiss bang bang (and a sweet, white lie plus a dark, hard lay — [I’m pretty sure I used it right that time though]), s.

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“Truth may be eclipsed by a thrilling lie.” ~Aldous Huxley

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PS – “Lay or Lie” image from Meisa.

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