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It’s national punctuation day! Do you know where your apostrophes are? Perhaps they got lost over here, at apostrophe catastrophes. Or perhaps they’ve joined the blog of unecessary quotation marks.

Or perhaps they’re just getting it on with a couple of hyphens and a Dear John letter. Oh, what a difference proper punctuation makes!

LETTER 1

Dear John:

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we’re apart. I can be forever happy – will you let me be yours?

Gloria

LETTER 2

Dear John:

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we’re apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?

Yours,

Gloria

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