Wow. Save me. I am sick like sick like sock puppet like serious for realz yo.

The cough medicine I took earlier made me high like a gopher on coffee, and then made me nap for two hours.

I have big plans for a Sudafed & Theraflu cocktail o’ nighttime sleepiness. Nyquil gives me nightmares, so there will none of that.

In the morning, I will be well. Right, body? Right.

Kiss kiss bang bang, s.