Wow. Save me. I am sick like sick like sock puppet like serious for realz yo.
The cough medicine I took earlier made me high like a gopher on coffee, and then made me nap for two hours.
I have big plans for a Sudafed & Theraflu cocktail o’ nighttime sleepiness. Nyquil gives me nightmares, so there will none of that.
In the morning, I will be well. Right, body? Right.
Kiss kiss bang bang, s.